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CONTENTS


Editorial
Ben Orlin

Mailbags

Columns

Comics

SHORTS


Come Here, Boy, and Help Your Grandfather Work This Damn Laptop Typewriter of Yours
Sarah Naftalis

President Tin-Man, You Brought Us to War for Nothing But Oil
River Clegg

Daddy, Where Do Machines Come From?
Jordy Greenblatt

Who’s On Hold? An Abbott and Costello Routine
Bill Toth

Magic Tricks Dispelled
Adam Bildersee

Quiz: Which Type of Lab Partner Do You Have?
Mary Pat Wixted

The World’s First Phone Conversation
Ben Gallagher

Don Quixote, Knight of Newark: A Modern Epic
David Curtis

Reasons the Mars Rover Failed
Jordy Greenblatt

Lie Detectors in American History
Alison Gates

Amendments to Isaac Asimov’s Rules of Robotics
Judd Rosenblatt

Things That Would be Greater Than Golf with a Gato
Celeste Ballard & Eamon Murphy

Voting Machines for Obama
Nick Niarchos

The Street Life of Japanese Vending Machines
Leo Wallo

The Vista Virus
Judd Rosenblatt

Inappropriate Uses for a Government Supercomputer
Brendan Schlagel

Where Are They Now? Small Wonder’s Domestic Robot Vicki Lawson
Claire Mulaney & Tessa Williams

Ask the History Detective: What is the Origin of Butt-Photocopying?
Mary Pat Wixted

How Sliced Bread Became the Greatest Thing Since...Unsliced Bread
Liz Picker

What International Terrorism Would Look Like if the Trebuchet Was Still Considered Cutting-Edge Military Technology
Avinash Chak

Famous Songs with the Numbers in Binary
Nozlee Samadzadeh-Hadidi

Rise of the Machines, 1870 A.D.
Misha Mihailova

Point-Counterpoint: The Wheel
Brian Pearle

The Adventures of the Clap-On, Clap-Off Time Machine
Sam Jackson

How to Jump-Start a Car Using Chewing Gum and Paper Clips
David Klumpp

Upcoming Facebook Apps
Jessica Bolhack

FEATURES


Political Machines
Staff

C is for Censorship; A Raymond Slater Mystery
Mike Thornton

007: On Her Majesty’s Secret Errand
David Litt and Katherine Adams

Leading Causes of Robot Death
Reuben Barrientes

The Morally Ambivalent Diary of Dick Cheney’s Pacemaker
Melissa Chiasson

At the 2008 World’s Fair
Kendall Rice

Anthropological Study of Natives on a Yale Shuttle Bus
Shara Yurkiewicz

The First Trojan Horse Virus
David Newman

Shows on the Luddite Television Network
Simon Swartzman

Inside the Yale Record Humor Factory
Doug Lieblich

Goodnight, Moon
Gregor Nazarian, Jacob Abolafia and Andrew Chittenden




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