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Stories written by mikegerber

Woody Allen: The Great Renaldo

These stories are true. These things actually happen to me…

Woody Allen: Oral Contraception

Just a one-liner, but a good one…

Woody Allen: Unhappy Childhood

He tried to play "Flight of the Bumblebee" on the tuba and blew his liver out…

Woody Allen: Down South

Oh, grits. Grits.…

Woody Allen: Vodka Ad

I was breast-fed from falsies…

Woody Allen: European Trip

...an Eskimo singer who sings "Night and Day" six months at a time…

Woody Allen: Private Life

I formed a power bloc with my uncle and we sent my grandmother to jail.…

Woody Allen: Kidnapped

...but they don't have tear gas, so several of the agents put on the death scene from "Camille"…