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John Michael Thornton dreamed of being a bomb-throwing leftist, until he blew out his arm and required season-ending Tommy John surgery. He is now a writer living in the Bay Area, and can be reached at john.michael.thornton@aya.yale.edu.
2011: An Apple Odyssey
John Michael Thornton • “E.D. is nothing to be ashamed of, Frank. Many men experience that problem. Judging by your recent history, can I suggest 'Fat Bottomed Girls' by Queen…
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger
John Michael Thornton • I wanted to say I don't know what to think about this video, but I do. It is very funny, and yet I feel uncomfortable that…
Dial Mtv for Murder
By Michael Thornton • It was a steamy night in the summer of 1981 when I got the call. Manhattan lay sprawled beneath me, like an exhausted chippie, throwing off…
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.—Essential Links
"A wampeter is an object around which the lives of many otherwise unrelated people may revolve. The Holy Grail would be a case in point." Kurt Vonnegut would be another.…
Quiet Glen Mind Police: Look Both Ways
Remember what your mom always told you-—look three ways before crossing the street.…
Rick Steves Smokes Pot? Go Figure
Michael Thornton • Growing up, my father watched Rick Steves' travel guides to biblical sights. If I were asked to compile a list of the dorkiest people in America Rick…
Scrapbook
Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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