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Reasons Engineers Chose Yale Over MIT
MIT’s mascot is fucking Tim the Beaver Brandon Levin’s eyes MIT’s big “Calculus Under the Sea†and “Suicide Preventionâ€-themed dances just seemed like too much fun Seriously though, MIT’s campus…
Dear Melanie,…
Dear Melanie, How could you? You bitch! Not only did you sleep with Stanley, but you did it two nights in a row! And while I was in the bed!…
Dear Yale Health,…
Dear Yale Heath, Why are you so far away? I just wanted to frolic in a large English meadow, but you’re like 3 miles away! —A dyslexic freshman…
Fermat’s Second-To-Last Theorem Finally Proven
After centuries of baffling the world’s greatest mathematicians, Fermat’s Second-to-Last Theorem has finally been proven. Fergus Kirkenheim, who crafted the seminal paper, has been awarded the so-called “Nobel Prize of…
Things The Large Hadron Collider Also Collides
A boring, unflavored Cheez-It and a 6,000-pound wedge of cheese Two unrealistically attractive characters in a Nicholas Sparks novel Some unlucky mole people in Switzerland A couple of kids that…
Toad’s – The Wildlife Documentary
[Scene opens with a slow pan across the front of Toad’s Place on a Friday night] DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: For the myriad creatures of the African savanna, the watering hole is…
First Robotics High School National Championship: Timeline of Challenges
2013: Ultimate Ascent: Land Frisbees in the opposing team’s goals, or climb a tower for bonus points. (St. Louis, Missouri) 2018: Hot Shot: Score as many blows against the opposing…
How To Seduce a Scientist
Buy a gym membership to keep your body in fine mating shape, which scientists will appreciate. Use concealer to hide facial blemishes, which could signal the onset of disease in…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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