Dear Lincoln Logs, I get it. You think you’re better than me. —Buchanan Bricks…
Dear Faulkner, It seems to me you’ve had a lot of time to compose your thoughts as you lay dying. I on the other— —A man who didn’t have time…
Dear deer, I have nothing to say to you. I just like the repetition. —Hank, age 4 Dear Hank, Well, we have a lot to say to you. Your…
Dear man eating Greek yogurt out of a human skull, You’re weird. —A man eating plain yogurt out of a human skull…
Dear God, Thanks so much for giving people legs. We’d be awfully unhappy without them. —A really sarcastic guy who thinks legs look stupid as shit…
The Yale Record presents The Relationships Issue!…
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