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Dear Sam,…
Dear Sam, I get it. We’re biochem lab partners, and you feel like there’s “chemistry†between us. Ha, ha. Well, I’m feeling some “biology†between us–specifically, the part of evolution…
Dear CIA,…
Dear CIA, I spy with my little eye… What? That’s all. I’m just a really good spy, and my eyes are small. —James Bond’s son…
The Record. The Game. The Shirt.
What’s funnier than a football joke? This year’s new Record Game shirt! Only $10. (Add $5 shipping if you aren’t picking it up in New Haven or at The Game.) Click…
The High School Issue
The Yale Record presents The High School Issue!…
Dear Yale Record,…
Dear Yale Record, You may think you’ve won, but I’ve delivered many a pizza to the Apostolic Palace, so if anyone is entitled to make puns about Francis I, it’s…
Dear Britney Spears,…
Dear Britney Spears, I know how it feels to no longer be relevant. I understand. I too used to have fame, used to have fortune, used to have glory. But…
Dear Storm,…
Dear Storm, I’m all for puns, but maybe you shouldn’t have conjured a tornado during our game of “Twister.†Also, I can’t find Wolverine. Nice work. —Cyclops…
Dear health coordinators,…
Dear health coordinators, When you say I should practice safe sex, does that mean I should stop sneaking into the aquarium to fuck sharks? —Carol…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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