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Dear Chem TA,…
Dear Chem TA, I’d like to be the buffer to your acid. Yours, A lonely Orgo student…
Places Even the Magic School Bus Wouldn’t Go
Its 9:25 Art History lecture North Korea The Alpha Delta bathroom Inside the vast and varied world of BDSM Along a normal bus route Ms. Frizzle’s “special medicine cabinet†Beyond…
Less Fun Things Found In Wardrobes
Normnia, a completely uninteresting mystical land A portal to downtown Hartford, Connecticut Toenails The toes they go with Self-conscious prostitutes A fur coat (and possibly Macklemore) A portal to uptown…
Whatever Happened to Duels? A Gentleman’s Lament
Just last month, an underfed wire of a man looked upon my betrothed and paid her compliments upon her attire. In broad daylight, along the side-walk of York Street, he…
Levels of Hell Left Out of The Inferno
10) Once you escape Satan’s icy prison, everything is room temperature, no matter what you do. Fire doesn’t burn, fans don’t cool, and the coffee is undrinkable. 11) Reserved for…
Ad-venture
Tad-venture: just a little bit of an adventure Had-venture: an adventure I had this one time Chad-venture: adventures in the African country of Chad Add-venture: equals you plus hijinks Salad-venture:…
Less Successful Magic Tree House Books
Filipinos in February Arbor Day at Alcatraz Halloween at the Housing Project Wednesdays at Walmart Bad Bagels at Breakfast Tea Time on the Trail of Tears The Joint Persian-Avar-Slav Siege…
Flimsy Excuses to go on a Quest
You look good in chain mail You live in TD Your tiger mom forced you to An old guy of questionable mental stability told you that you were special You…
Scrapbook
Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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