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Dear Coach Ross,…
Coach Ross, This isn’t a fair fight, but that’s because their quarterback is skipping tenth grade and going straight to the Denver Broncos’ farm system. Can’t we just forfeit and…
Neil Armstrong’s Early Drafts
One small step for man, one awkward space jump for astronaut-kind. Ha ha, first one down! Suck it, Buzz! Hey, Houston? I, uh, REALLY need to pee… One small step…
Dear Wildcats,…
Dear Wildcats, This is our seventeenth game against the St. George Dragons, and in Edison Magnet School history we are 0 and 16. See them praying over there on the…
Dear Prudence,…
Dear Prudence, Won’t you come out to play? Sincerely, A child molester…
Other Things Columbus Discovered
What happens when you mix Diet Coke and Mentos How to save 15% or more on boat insurance Florida’s distinct wang shape That Spanish and Italian are the same language…
Dear reader,…
Dear reader, Hey, who turned out the lights? —Some idiot from a 90s cartoon who doesn’t realize that complete and utter darkness might be a sign that someone has deactivated…
Dear doctor,…
Dear doctor, Leeches? What is this, the 1800s? —A man in the 1800s who has no idea what century he lives in…
Indiana Jones and Printing at Bass
Yale’s newest Anthropology professor typed his NetID with a winning smile. Uniprint PS1? He’d heard the legends, but didn’t buy them for a second. He’d outrun boulders. Survived a nuclear…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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