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The Yale Wretched 2004
A recollection of Class of 1959 Yale Record alumni published on the occasion of the 45th Yale College Class Reunion. Download here.…
Dear HBO,…
Dear HBO, I have an awesome idea for a show. It’s about lunatics who do awful things and don’t realize they’re awful. Many of them are sociopathic; many of them…
Dear tiny people from the ATM,…
Dear tiny people from the ATM, Do you sleep on beds of dollar bills? With dollar bills for bedsheets? I will trade you dollar-sized pieces of cloth for dollars, if…
To whom it may concern,…
To whom it may concern, OMG I’m like so fat, hahahaha. I mean, look at me. I’m like…too tall, overweight, like literally a hilarious ball of fatness. Haha. Hahahaha. What…
Dear pornography,…
Dear pornography, Thank you. Oh god, after a rough day, you’re just…thank you. —Joe Biden…
Dear Mother Jones,…
Dear Mother Jones, You guys are a good magazine, but you could really reach a younger market if we teamed up. I’m just saying, Mother Jonas — think about it.…
Dear Katy Perry,…
Dear Katy Perry, How did you do it? No matter how hard I try, it seems I can never get a full tiger pelt, let alone its eye. But apparently…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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