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Journey of the Morally Okay Witch of the Northeast
February 17, 8:51 pm: Everything’s pretty good here in Oz, not too terrible, not too exciting. I’m just waiting for my new boyfriend to call. But if he doesn’t, I…
The Adventure Issue
The Yale Record presents The Adventure Issue!…
Yale Slang
“Let’s grab a meal sometime†= I never want to see you again “So do you know what you’re doing this summer?†= I do, and I really want to tell…
Signs You Might Actually Be the Section Asshole
Your classmates always glare at you as soon as you raise your hand You did the readings for the entire semester during shopping period You start every class comment with,…
The Rum Mis-taken
Ever wonder what Robert Frost was like at Dartmouth? The Record takes poetic license in this redux of "The Road Not Taken."…
Study Breaks the Calendar of Opening Days Forgot to Mention
“Not Drinking†with Not DKE Monday, 10:00 PM @ DKE House Last year, the Office of Student Affairs decided that freshmen should not be allowed to participate in fraternity and…
Signs You and Your Roommate Won’t Get Along
You were told you had a single They say, “We might not get along†Their favorite word is “irregardless†They keep asking if your mom is single They play avant-garde…
My First Time at Toad’s
Well, gosh, this isn’t so bad. What’s everyone talking about, anyway? Sure, those people outside are a little… different. So many glittery white girls in high heels and guys with…
Scrapbook
Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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