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Dear KLM,…
Dear KLM, When I was told that you were a nice Dutch airline, I anticipated something more along the lines of free weed and prostitutes, not a personal entertainment system…
Dear Susan,…
Dear Susan, You know, things weren’t so bad, really, when we were together. I know the breakup was rough, but I’m still glad we had each other for a brief…
Times Not to Say, “Oh, How Droll!”
When listening to the daily specials at a restaurant In a DS paper After a murder After a eulogy As someone is confessing to a murder After being asked for…
Dear George Lucas,…
Dear George Lucas, It’s a bummer you sold LucasFilms to Disney. You should be the one to write and direct the next three films. Sincerely, No one ever…
Watson – Mayan
Watson is created by Jim Horwitz, frequent swashbuckler. (And Watson’s on Facebook, btw.)…
Dear High School Integration,…
Dear high school integration, You suck. I hate you. —A man who is either really racist or has a relatively common view of difficult math courses…
The Stalking Log of Winston Everett Pennydollar IV
September 19, 2:02 pm: I saw Ginevra again. I was at the club, polishing my clubs and inspecting my balls, when she strode right out in front of me. For…
Dear Annapolis,…
Dear Annapolis, Nice town, but a little mainstream, don’t you think? Sincerely, Indianapolis…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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