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Dear Swanson’s Chicken Broth,…
Dear Swanson’s Chicken Broth, In your commercials, you say that I should look for your product in the “broth aisle.” First of all: There is no such thing as a…
Things Your Nanny Says to Your Children While You’re on Holiday
Mommy isn’t the first “Mommy†who hung around the estate—just the first who turned out to be fertile. These bedrooms are haunted by the ghosts of the slaves who built them.…
Watson – Bond
Watson is created by Jim Horwitz, frequent swashbuckler. (And Watson’s on Facebook, btw.)…
Dear Game Theory Professor,…
Dear game theory professor, Well, you’ve really got me in a dilemma. If I cooperate with my study group on this problem set, then we’ll all have less work to…
Dear Class,…
Dear class, Calc you later, alligators! Sincerely, Your TA, who doesn’t have the best grasp of English idioms…
What Are Rich People Hiding Under Their Top Hats?
Greasy toupees Lice Giant foreheads Smaller top hats Pet mice The real Osama Bin Laden The pet mice’s turds Things to throw at homeless people A bad hair cut The…
Dear Girl Who Sells Seashells by the Seashore,…
Dear girl who sells seashells by the seashore, Have you ever considered moving your business inland? Seashells are much rarer there, and by the laws of supply and demand, you’d…
Watson – Future
ug Watson is created by Jim Horwitz, frequent swashbuckler. (And Watson’s on Facebook, btw.)…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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