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Dear Everyone,…
Dear everyone, It’s Christmastime, and something something love! Something sleigh bells, blah blah snow, and also underneath the tree! More lyrics containing children with positive emotions. Happy holidays! The one…
Ways to Be More Eccentric
Wear two monocles instead of glasses Start offering people “friendship bracelets†woven from your own hair Read books upside-down because “it’s better for your eyes†Deliberately misquote Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, and Ke$ha in…
Dear Literary World,…
Dear literary world,… I think you may have missed the point: the book is about how dementia ruins lives. —Cervantes…
Schedule of Batman’s Butler, Alfred
[Click the image below to see it in full size.] —Written by I. Gonzalez, Designed by S. Stern…
Dear Rihanna,…
Dear Rihanna, If you were actually the only girl in the world, mankind would go extinct except for the babies you produced. Since that’s how you want me to make…
Pick-Up Lines to Use at the Clubs in Newport
Why the bifocals, you ask? They let me try more… positions. People tell me I remind them of a corset—touch the right button and everything comes off. Wanna take a…
Watson – Tree Think
Watson is created by Jim Horwitz, frequent swashbuckler. (And Watson’s on Facebook, btw.)…
Dear Humanity,…
Dear humanity, I can fight my own battles! Stop advocating for me. —The Devil…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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