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Dear Microsoft Word,…
Dear Microsoft Word, Yeah, you can go ahead and correct “tihs” to “this.” And by all means, keep asking me every single fucking time. You know how I like to…
Dear Clara,…
Dear Clara, What’s that? You think you’ll never recover from this illness? Well, not with that attitude! Not without it, either, though. It’s terminal and incurable. —Dr. Mansfield…
Dear Teaspoon,…
Dear teaspoon, What kind of name is that? You’re not always used to drink tea! What a ridiculous misnomer. —Tablespoon…
The Tales of Lionel Pettibanks Witherbottom
Folklore is filled with well-loved protagonists, from Anansi the Spider to Brer Rabbit. The most sophisticated among us follow the adventures of one Lionel Pettibanks Witherbottom. The Origins of the…
Watson – Invisible Man
vis Watson is created by Jim Horwitz, frequent swashbuckler. (And Watson’s on Facebook, btw.)…
Dear Drug Dealers,…
Dear drug dealers, Do you have any love? Because love is the sweetest drug of all. Sincerely, Someone who calls heroin “love”…
The New Yorker Caption Contest
[Click the image below to see it in full size.] —Written by A. Gertler, Illustrated by I. Strauss, Designed by N. Goel…
Dear Punxsutawney Phil,…
Dear Punxsutawney Phil, I didn’t see my shadow either, but nobody made a big deal about it. Sincerely, Helen Keller…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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