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Single, but I get around In a hostile domestic situation with In a hostile, foreign, and militarized situation with Single, but probably sleeping with your boyfriend Sexually and emotionally unfulfilled…
Dear Jessica,…
Dear Jessica, I know you’ve been feeling “not so special” lately, but I want to show you something. See those snowflakes falling outside? They might all look the same, but…
Watson – Fly
Watson is created by Jim Horwitz, frequent swashbuckler. (And Watson’s on Facebook, btw.)…
Dear Children,…
Dear children, Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb, and then she had lamb chops. Sincerely, How the world actually works…
How to Sneak Into a Gala
1. Dress the part. For gentlemen, this means a top hat, tails (the bit that sticks out the back of your jacket, for those new to gala-crashing), a solid gold…
Dear Oracle,…
Dear oracle, Let’s try that again. I asked you about my destiny. I know full well what my density is, thank you very much. Sincerely, Fat Odysseus…
Hey Ugly College Girls,…
Hey ugly college girls, Buy this shaving cream! You never know when someone will finally touch you in an intimate way! Keep hoping! Sincerely, Advertising…
Etiquette for Your Cannibal Dinner Party
1. When you arrive at the party, don’t peg yourself as one of “those people†who makes the same old, clichéd jokes that get made at every cannibal dinner party.…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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