Dear Harkness Tower, How come everyone makes all the penis jokes about you? I’m way bigger than you are, and I’m just as phallic. Is it because I’m all the…
Dear American Red Cross, It has come to my attention that you teach the Heimlich maneuver in all your life-saving courses. Well, in my opinion, it is just as important…
Dear Little Engine That Could, Sometimes thinking isn’t enough. Fuck you and your little hill. Disdainfully, Sisyphus…
Dear Jake and Suzy, Oh, great, you’re finally here! Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, so an EP&E major and a WGSS major walk into a bar. Everyone else leaves.…
[Click the image below to see it in full size.] —Written by L. Sedlacek, Designed by S. Shea…
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