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To the phrase “records were made to be brokenâ€,…
To the phrase “records were made to be brokenâ€, I’m sorry, what? I don’t know how many records you’ve set, but I certainly don’t plan on relinquishing my claim to…
Dear cannibals,…
Dear cannibals, You know, based on our clothes, this should really be the other way around! —A missionary cooking several cannibals in a large pot…
Dear Gary,…
Dear Gary, Running for president of YCC “because it was there†may not have been the best start to your campaign, but it’s not like anyone else had a better…
Dear Kelly,…
Dear Kelly, There’s nothing wrong with climbing a mountain “because it was there.†But bestiality is not the same thing as mountain climbing. I’m sorry, but we’ll have to arrest…
Dear novice monk,…
Dear novice monk, Do not dismiss the importance of dreams. Last night, I dreamt that I was a butterfly, and while I am awake now, how can we know that…
Dear scarf,…
Dear scarf, I just wanted to thank you for keeping my neck so warm. —Jesus doing that thing where he walks around with a sheep around his neck __________ Dear…
Dear stock market of 2007,…
Dear stock market of 2007, I hate to burst your bubble. —The housing market…
Dear Jimmy Neutron,…
Dear Jimmy Neutron, It’s not that I’m repelled by you. I’m sorry, but I just don’t feel any particular attraction for you. Can’t we just be good friends? —Cindy Proton…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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