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Diary of a Very Sheltered International Student
Day 11: America is just so great! Today, my roommate took me out for a fine American dining experience at the Gourmet Heaven. At first I thought Americans had very strange ideas about…
A Comprehensive List of Things That May or May Not Bring Peace to the Middle East
Ponies More hummus A fourth cup of tea NATO forces Making sure all self-identified ethnic, racial, and religious groups have nuclear capabilities (so no one feels left out) Sugar and spice and…
Bad Ideas for Mythical Creatures
The Orglo is a ball of meat that features every well-known human orifice.…
U.S. Sends Designer Sunglasses to Ethiopia
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senate officials announced Monday that the United States will send a collection of over 4 billion pairs of designer sunglasses to Ethiopia. The project was conceived in 2005, when Congress decided…
Quiz: Which UN Secretary-General Are You?
1. You’re hanging out with one of your allies when you receive a text message inviting you to go to the mall with that cute new nation that you’ve really wanted to…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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