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Aesop’s Less Popular Fables
The Zebra and the Horses Once upon a time, there was a field full of white horses. One day, a zebra walked into the field. “Hey,†the horses said, “why’re…
Introducing the Myth and Legend Issue!
The Myth and Legend issue is now here! Look inside to find some of Aesop’s less popular fables, an ancient man’s prayer to the gods, an account of Cúchulainn’s battle…
Scarves
The Record is proud to announce the advent of our video arm! We have finally moved into the 20th century, and we brought YouTube with us. We hope you enjoy…
Things that are always DIY
Solitaire Masturbating Buying an enema at Walgreens Getting an enema behind Walgreens Reading Twilight slashfic Surviving the apocalypse Masturbating to Twilight slashfic Watching your boxed set of Season 3 of…
DIY Dorm Room Decorating
This piece originally appeared in the DIY Issue. Read it here now! We all know the old adage: “Don’t judge a book by its cover.†But how else can you…
Scrapbook
Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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