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Introducing the Alumni Issue!
Just in time for Christmas, the cartoon-packed Alumni Issue is now here! Check out this special release to find a trove of cartoons from throughout the Record’s proud 130-year history.…
Introducing the DIY Issue!
The 2011 DIY Issue is now here! Fill out some Mad Libs, read about DIY dorm room decorating, discover some get-rich-quick schemes, explore the Midwest and more, all inside!…
Dear Sirs…
What would happen if you mixed a light beer with a dark one? Would you die, or what? S.J. Raphael…
Dear Sirs…
Sodomote? Isn't tht a type of luggage? J. Kendall…
Dear Mr. Donatello et al…
We regret to inform you that we will no longer be delivering to you address, as we have now lost three delivery boys to E. Coli and yel¬low fever, and…
Dear Bartlett’s Quotations…
Why don’t you ever quote me? Like just yesterday when I was smoking with my friends, I said something awesome about peanut butter and the protest in Burma. Now I…
Dear Bachelor of Arts…
Sorry, I can't be your wingman this Friday--I have to be in lab. -Bachelor of Science…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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