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Dear Mensa…
If you’re so smart, then why is your building on fire? —The Yale Record…
Jonathan Winters interview (1973)
Brilliant, erratic standup Jonathan Winters reveals himself in this interview from 1973.…
Dear Ryu…
I know that when you create those awesome blue fireballs out of thin air you say “hadouken.†This much everybody knows. But what the hell are you saying when you…
Breaking: Turkeys Pardoned
This Thanksgiving season, Barack Obama took part in a longstanding presidential tradition and symbolically “pardoned” two turkeys. The birds, dubbed Liberty and Peace, will spend the rest of their days…
Dear Yale Record…
What the hell is up with a “baker’s dozenâ€? Are bakers retarded? I’m a butcher, and if I got three things together and called them a “butcher’s pair,†people would…
Dear Jesus…
Usually when a person gets to be 2009 years old and is still a bachelor, people start to ask questions—fabulous questions. -Your Father…
Dear Curious Second-Grader…
I’m not afraid of Seven because he ate Nine. I’m afraid of him because he likes to see how many handguns he can fit in his mouth while he’s…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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