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From the Field Notes of a Pigeon Scientist
My mission: infiltrate the deepest circles of pigeon society and decode that mystery of mysteries, pigeon communication.…
Dear Jane Goodall…
Who’s a naughty monkey? That’s right. I’m a naughty monkey. I think your naughty monkey needs a spanking. -A chimp…
Dear six-year old…
Look, I know this looks bad. A stranger in some beat-up van offering you candy to get in and help find his puppy? Even I would be suspicious. Let me…
Dear Hair…
More head, less nose. Mike PS--Also, what's with the eyebrows?…
Dear Charity for Homeless Veterans…
I still don't think I committed fraud by collecting benefits from your organization. How was I supposed to know that you meant "military veterans without homes," rather than "people who…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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