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Hey Tim…
I need you to know that each time I make a "your mom" joke I mean every word. We had a brief buy passionate affair this past July that ended…
Dear Santa…
Even though I've been a good boy this year, please put coal in my stocking because our family is very poor and we are freezing. From, Franklin…
Dear Bob Dylan…
Really? A card with a monkey on it saying, "Go bananas on your birthday!" is all you can say? I hate you. Sincerely, Jakob Dylan…
Dear Girl I Hooked Up with Last Night…
I don't quite know how to say this...your name. Sincerely, Brandon Fruman '09…
Dear Lost Tourist…
The way to get to the art museum is to walk along the sidewalk and make the proper combination of right and left turns. —John Madden…
Dear Jeff…
If you liked the Dalai Lama's My Life in Exile: A Buddhist's Guide to Healing Anger, then you might also like Kung Fu Panda. —Amazon.com…
Dear Abby…
I don't know how much time I have left. I am 96 and take more pills than I can count. In these final moments, I reflect back on my life…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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