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Dear New Yorker Caption Contest…
My submission for this week is "Pardon me, Butler—please bring us the ennui." Naturally I haven't actually seen the comic yet, but this caption is pretty much one-size-fits-all. —A blind person…
Tips for Walking Alone in New Haven at Night
This piece was originally featured in the Urban Issue. Read it now! 1) Wear a Rolex, yacht shoes and a chip on your shoulder: no one will mug you if…
Dear Thomas The Tank Engine…
You won't look so smiley after thirty years, two bouts of syphilis, and a divorce. With wisdom, A Metro North Train…
Zagat Guide to Drunk New Haven Dining
[Click the image to see it in full size] This piece was featured in the Urban Issue. Read it now!…
Dear Soledad O’Brien…
I regret to inform you that we cannot remove the smell coming from your office, as it appears that Wolf Blitzer is merely marking his territory, as permitted in his…
Dear 4th Grade Shelly’s Riddle Book…
What's big, round, bumpy, and covered with hair? Me! Me and my big, fat, stupid, ugly body. —9th Grade Shelly's Self-Image…
A How-To Guide for Discussing Crime with Mom and Dad
This piece is from the Urban Issue. Read the whole thing here! Dear student, Whether you’re a freshman or a senior, you have undoubtedly realized that Yale is truly an incredible place:…
Introducing the Urban Issue!
The extra-thick 2011 Urban Issue is now here! Read some tips for walking alone in New Haven at night, the field notes of a pigeon scientist, slogans for underappreciated cities…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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