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Dear Parole Board…
Let’s start over. I realize now that the statement, “Voices tell me that I need to kill†is not what you wanted to hear. What I meant to say was,…
Dear Belle…
Psst… pass it on: Ariel stuffs her shells with seaweed. —Princess Jasmine…
Dear Lover…
No, darling, it’s not dandruff. It’s fruit flies. —The Chiquita Banana Woman…
Hey folks…
Here’s an idea: How about putting up signs that say, “In case of fire, don’t use elevator. Use water.†Sincerely, M. H. Goldsmith…
Diary of a Starving Pick-Up Artist
Will the Bohemian existence prove too much for our starving Pick-up Artist?…
Dear Romeo…
Wherefore don’t thou ever check a pulse? —Juliet…
Scenes from Ninotchka (1939)
Scenes from 1939 screwball comedy starring Greta Garbo, directed by Ernst Lubitsch…
James Thurber on Cartooning
James Thurber on the British TV show "Omnibus," revealing the genesis of his career as a cartoonist at The New Yorker…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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