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Manifesto Manifesto

By Kim Mok (h/t This Isn’t Happiness).…

Dear Editors…

We feel that Presidents’ Day represents intolerable historical revisionism, allowing certain figures in our nation’s history to be elevated far beyond their actual significance at…

Dear Pizza Lovers…

Sure there are a lot of pizza joints in New Haven. But where else are you going to go if you want yours with a human head? Proudly, Bob’s Human Head Pizza…

Superfriends…

Guess my name, or you’ll be stuck in this alternate dimension convenience store forever! Ha ha! —Mr. Mytxzlplk…

Dear Mother and Father…

Leave me alone stop stop it stop quit it stop jerk stop go away stop stop! Stop —Quarrelling siblings via Western Union Telegram…

Breaking: Sarah Palin Exposed!

"The Rogue," a new bio of Sarah Palin, claims she had a one night stand with NBA star Glen Rice. What other bombshells are in the book?…

Chittyland: Roar

A cartoon by Andrew Chittenden reposted at yalerecord.com, the online home of The Yale Record college humor magazine.…

Tom Selleck: Does oo…

Tom Selleck: Does oo want your wattle? Does oo want your wattle? Ted Danson: She’s so cute! Baby: Gooo! Gah! Steve Guttenberg: Okay, it’s boiling. Quick, throw her in! Three Men and a Baby Papua,…