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Introducing the Love Issue!
Open publication – Free publishing An oldie but goodie, the Love Issue is now live! With an Extension of the Sexual Baseball Metaphor, a Point-Counterpoint on Parenting, and Disney’s Greatest…
Introducing the Internet Issue!
The Internet Issue is now available for your reading pleasure! Look inside for the adventures of Sam Solitaire, Internet Explorer, a Phishing Trip, and what Google Results in China look…
Introducing the Seven Deadly Sins Issue!
The Seven Deadly Sins issue is now online! Complete with a review of GTA: Streets of Bethlehem, the Vatican’s Ranking of the Sins, and the Seven Deadly Dwarves. Check it…
Introducing the Apocalypse Issue!
The Apocalypse Issue is now online! Featuring a look at the Upsides to the Apocalypse, Alternative Theories of Dinosaur Extinction, the Last Newspaper You’ll Ever Read and more!…
Introducing the Corporate Issue!
The Corporate Issue is here! Complete with the Record’s Guide to Interview Essentials, Why Morale Is So Low at Your Baby Coffin Factory, a sample Federal Bailout application, and more!…
Dear New Haven Fire Department…
Frankly, we’re a little fed up with your ridiculous sirens blaring at all hours of the night. We suggest that you instead use the enclosed recording of Academy Award winner…
Dear Physics Department…
Fools! You rejected my “time-travel†senior project. Now, I have exacted my vengeance. Remember sixth grade? That kid who pulled down your pants in the middle of gym class? That…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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