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Dear Readers…
Dear Readers, Out of the meadow endlessly rocking, with the trees blowing in the evening breeze, and the young boy coughing til his eyes are red and watery and tearing, and…
Chittyland: Predator
A cartoon by Andrew Chittenden reposted at yalerecord.com, the online home of The Yale Record college humor magazine.…
Dear Yale…
Dear Yale, I still haven’t adjusted to Harkness Tower playing Beatles songs. —E. Everett Pritchart, Class of ‘47…
Dear Yale Record…
Dear Yale Record, I am a fourth-grade English teacher in Butte, Montana (pronounced “Beaut,†and not “Butt†or “Bootyâ€) and I must say that I don’t think you do much…
Dear Man in the Yellow Hat…
Dear Man in the Yellow Hat, I take all the blame, but why? Who’s the one who brings a monkey into museums and restaurants in the first place? “Oh, I…
Dear Yale Record…
Dear Yale Record, Here is a haiku about having sex with the elderly: Unfurl your O’Keefe. Gently flap the stale curtain. Oh no, centipedes! Love, Grandma Agnes…
Dear Bakers…
Dear Bakers, What the hell is up with a “baker’s dozenâ€? Are you all retarded? I’m a butcher, and if I got three things together and called them a “butcher’s…
Dear Yale Admissions Committee…
Dear Yale Admissions Committee, Did you know that I have a new movie out called Cruel Intentions? Oh, yeah—I’m also on the hit series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, where I…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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