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Generations of workingmen fought and died so you could get plastered. Don't let them down.…
Dear Yale Record…
Dear Yale Record, I am a ventriloquist. I am dictating this sentence without moving my mouth. Thank you. Now, I am dictating this sentence while drinking a glass of water.…
Dear Dan…
Dear Dan, Some chick just called. I think she really wants you. Shit, what was her name? I think it was Jessica, or maybe Ann. Andrea? Crap! I’m real sorry,…
Dear So-and-So…
Dear So-and-So, As I have been especially busy of late, I have taken the liberty of dictating this letter to my secretary, Mrs. Watkins. I trust that blah blah blah,…
Dear Jacob…
Dear Jacob, I’m just writing you regarding…hey wait a minute…what was that? Oh my God, there’s a masked intruder in my house! He’s right behind me! Oh God, now he’s…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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