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Dear Then…
Dear Then, You are so yesterday. Scoffingly, Now Dear Now, “That’s What I Call Music!â€Â Need I say more? Snickering, Then…
Dear Fans…
Dear Fans, 1.   I’m gonna do this letter again. 2.   I’m gonna do this letter all the way up your ass. 3.   I’m gonna fuck yo’ ass up like in…
Dear Stu Cohen…
Dear Stu Cohen, Remember when you spoke up in section, and I replied, “Well, that’s one perspective on the issueâ€? I was lying. You’re just plain wrong. Please abstain from…
Apollo 18
PG-13 for trembling cameraman, torso infections, baseless libel against the excellence of the moon I am sick and tired of movies like this trying to convince me I don’t want…
Scrapbook
Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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