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Credits for Tron (1962)
What if Tron had come out in 1962? And had credits done by designer Saul Bass? Tremendous stylistic parody--take a look!…
Dear Jess…
Dear Jess, I didn’t have a chance to tell you earlier, but I thought you’d like to know that I could see your grandma’s nipples through her burial dress. Did…
Thomas Beller: The Old Man and the Seafood
I knew Thomas Beller (of Mr. Beller’s Neighborhood) vaguely back in the 90s, when I lived in the West Village. While our addresses were almost identical—he lived across the street—our…
Soundtrack: A Night At Birdland (Art Blakey Quintet)
I love music and I love writing, but I hate music writing, so I'm not going to get in the way of this record—it doesn't need me. Here's "Once In…
Dear Children…
Dear Children, I’m afraid I have some disappointing news for you. Contrary to popular belief, dolphins cannot talk. They can only write letters. I hope you enjoyed this one. —A…
Where is Muammar Qaddafi?
In Tora Bora? Out getting smokes? A few guesses at the strongman's whereabouts, by the staff.…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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