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Spock Is Not Impressed (blog; h/t Boing Boing)
A modern take on the Webby award winning blog from 170 AD: Marcus Aurelius Is Not Impressed.…
The Online Symposium
by J. Abolafia Socratease: hey agathon wats up Agathong: nm Socrates, y rnt u at the agora? Socratease: some bitch said I was corrupting the youth of Athens. Agathong: that’s…
David Huskins, 51, Buys the Farm
by S. Seiden • Last Thursday, David Huckins purchased three acres of land in western Connecticut. He was a dedicated father, husband, and businessman until troubles with the stock market…
Ezra Pound Goes to McDonald’s
by M.W. Harris “Can I take your order?†“Chicken nugget happy meal— Petals on a wet, black bough†“I don’t know if we carry that last thing you mentioned…I’ll have…
Son, If You Don’t Finish Everything On Your Plate, You’ll Never Become the Fattest Man in the World
by Gregor Nazarian Now I know you’ve heard this lecture before, Rick, but frankly I can see the fire running out of your eyes, just like that pork-saturated gravy running…
Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville”: The Historical Allegory Explained
by Eric March Nibblin’ on sponge cake Watchin’ the sun bake All of those tourists covered with oil A bitter condemnation of the Western Allies’ pre-WWII policy of appeasement, specifically…
Dear Jesus…
Dear Jesus, Usually when a person gets to be 2011 years old, and is a bachelor, people start to ask questions—fabulous questions. —Your Father…
To the Guy Who Just Asked Me How My Milkshake Was…
To the Guy Who Just Asked Me How My Milkshake Was, How do you think? I was drinking ice cream. It fucking rocked. —Daniel…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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