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Dear Jake and Suzy,…
Dear Jake and Suzy, Oh, great, you’re finally here! Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, so an EP&E major and a WGSS major walk into a bar. Everyone else leaves.…
Dear Guy who Just Got the Last Roll of Toilet Paper in Welch,…
Dear guy who just got the last roll of toilet paper in Welch, Well, I’m glad one of us is excited about this. —The last roll of toilet paper in…
Dear Man Making My Burrito,…
Dear man making my burrito, Guacamole? Not on my watch! —Someone who wants the guacamole in his burrito, not on his watch…
Dear Yale Record,…
I just awoke from a nine-year coma—are you still interested in jokes about hanging chads? —A Reader…
Dear Garbage Disposal,…
Oh, it's just you. I got excited because from the other room it sounded like someone put on a Tom Waits album. -John…
Dear 10-Pound Bag Of Potatoes…
I Got Because You Were only $2.99, You are like 8.5 more pounds of potatoes than I know what to do with. Regretfully, Ben…
Dear Forty-Year-Old You…
Hey! I thought we were going to get a job building with Legos! —Five-Year-Old You…
To Whom It May Concern…
Okay, I made you laugh. Now buy this shitty thing you don’t need. Sincerely, Advertising…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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