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Dear Yale Record…
Parents say the darnedest things.…
Dear DARE Program…
One man's plea for a logical, rational national drug policy.…
Dear Literature Majors
Figures from world literature speak out...…
Dear Yale Record…
Dear Yale Record, I’ve “kept on truckin’†like you said, for the last 45 years. Just what the hell is supposed to happen? —A Dissatisfied Truck Driver…
Dear Campus IT Services…
Dear Campus Information/Technical Services, Thanks to your WiFi Internet access points located conveniently across campus, I’ve been able to take my pornography addiction from the dorm room to the classroom.…
Dear Jesus…
Dear Jesus, Usually when a person gets to be 2011 years old, and is a bachelor, people start to ask questions—fabulous questions. —Your Father…
To the Guy Who Just Asked Me How My Milkshake Was…
To the Guy Who Just Asked Me How My Milkshake Was, How do you think? I was drinking ice cream. It fucking rocked. —Daniel…
Dear Brothers Grimm…
Dear Brothers Grimm, We are aspiring fairy tale writers, here is our first story: “Once there was a magical duck who used blueberries instead of hemoglobin for oxygen transfer. One…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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