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Dear Disney,…
Dear Disney, On behalf of the President of the United Arab Emirates, we formally decline your application for the Aladdin/ Harry Potter crossover you had hoped to shoot in our…
Dear Jim,…
Dear Jim, All blankets are blue. —Blanket statements…
Dear The Man with the Yellow Hat,…
Dear The Man with the Yellow Hat, So, I don’t know how to put this, but what’s with the big yellow hat? Do you have an oddly pointed head? Or…
Dear Foot Fetishists,…
Dear Foot Fetishists, You’re so narrow-minded! Why restrict yourself to just one body part? Expand your horizons! —Feet Fetishists…
Dear Harvey,…
Dear Harvey, Go to hell! —Satan, who just wants some company…
Dear Bear Man,…
Dear Bear Man, Who are you, really? —Tony Dear Tony, I AM BEAR MAN. —Bear Man…
Dear Justin,…
Dear Justin, When life gives you lemmings, you should totally follow them. —A devious lemming wearing sunglasses and a fake mustache…
Dear Sally,…
Dear Sally, I really enjoyed your science fair project on evolution. It was so creative! I’m so proud that you weren’t afraid to go out on a limb and use…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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