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What happens when you mix Diet Coke and Mentos How to save 15% or more on boat insurance Florida’s distinct wang shape That Spanish and Italian are the same language…
Indiana Jones and Printing at Bass
Yale’s newest Anthropology professor typed his NetID with a winning smile. Uniprint PS1? He’d heard the legends, but didn’t buy them for a second. He’d outrun boulders. Survived a nuclear…
Journey of the Morally Okay Witch of the Northeast
February 17, 8:51 pm: Everything’s pretty good here in Oz, not too terrible, not too exciting. I’m just waiting for my new boyfriend to call. But if he doesn’t, I…
The Adventure Issue
The Yale Record presents The Adventure Issue!…
Yale Slang
“Let’s grab a meal sometime†= I never want to see you again “So do you know what you’re doing this summer?†= I do, and I really want to tell…
Signs You Might Actually Be the Section Asshole
Your classmates always glare at you as soon as you raise your hand You did the readings for the entire semester during shopping period You start every class comment with,…
The Rum Mis-taken
Ever wonder what Robert Frost was like at Dartmouth? The Record takes poetic license in this redux of "The Road Not Taken."…
Study Breaks the Calendar of Opening Days Forgot to Mention
“Not Drinking†with Not DKE Monday, 10:00 PM @ DKE House Last year, the Office of Student Affairs decided that freshmen should not be allowed to participate in fraternity and…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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