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Signs You and Your Roommate Won’t Get Along
You were told you had a single They say, “We might not get along†Their favorite word is “irregardless†They keep asking if your mom is single They play avant-garde…
My First Time at Toad’s
Well, gosh, this isn’t so bad. What’s everyone talking about, anyway? Sure, those people outside are a little… different. So many glittery white girls in high heels and guys with…
How to Bother Your Opponent in a Game of Chess
Move the horse the wrong way Start playing checkers Check their kneecap with your steel-toe boot Stop the clock. Ask: “What is time?†Light the board on fire Turn it…
The 2013 Freshman Issue
The Yale Record presents The 2013 Freshman Issue!…
The 2013 Graduation Issue
The Yale Record presents The 2013 Graduation Issue!…
The Fight the Power Issue
The Yale Record presents The Fight the Power Issue!…
National Novel Writing Month: A Writer’s Experience
10/31/12: I’ve got the whole plot laid out, and it isn’t even November! I am going to own this month. Wait. Something just came to me… MY FIRST SENTENCE! RIGHT…
The Bulldog Days Supplemental 2013
The Yale Record presents The Bulldog Days Supplemental!…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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