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The Literature Issue
The Yale Record presents The Literature Issue!…
Times Not to Say, “Oh, How Droll!”
When listening to the daily specials at a restaurant In a DS paper After a murder After a eulogy As someone is confessing to a murder After being asked for…
The Stalking Log of Winston Everett Pennydollar IV
September 19, 2:02 pm: I saw Ginevra again. I was at the club, polishing my clubs and inspecting my balls, when she strode right out in front of me. For…
Things Your Nanny Says to Your Children While You’re on Holiday
Mommy isn’t the first “Mommy†who hung around the estate—just the first who turned out to be fertile. These bedrooms are haunted by the ghosts of the slaves who built them.…
Watson – Bond
Watson is created by Jim Horwitz, frequent swashbuckler. (And Watson’s on Facebook, btw.)…
What Are Rich People Hiding Under Their Top Hats?
Greasy toupees Lice Giant foreheads Smaller top hats Pet mice The real Osama Bin Laden The pet mice’s turds Things to throw at homeless people A bad hair cut The…
Watson – Future
ug Watson is created by Jim Horwitz, frequent swashbuckler. (And Watson’s on Facebook, btw.)…
Ways to Be More Eccentric
Wear two monocles instead of glasses Start offering people “friendship bracelets†woven from your own hair Read books upside-down because “it’s better for your eyes†Deliberately misquote Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, and Ke$ha in…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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