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Just a Thought: Gifts and Growing Up
The moment I realized that I’m not a kid anymore was the moment I opened a present that turned out to be a sweater and instead of thinking, “Oh crap,…
Worst Songs in the World to Make Love To
The Peanuts Theme Song Mahna Mahna We Didn’t Start the Fire Celebration Battle Hymn of the Republic Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet Who Let the Dogs Out? Whoomp! (There It Is)…
Just a Thought: Parliamentary Debate
I learned once in a history class that the table in the center of the British Parliament was traditionally the length of two swords, the idea being that it would…
Modern Adelian Doesn’t Exist, Sources Say
Students in Michael Aidelo’s Modern Adëlian language class can forget everything they learned this semester, before summer even starts. “I feel a little cheated,†says March Renfro, a sophomore Biology…
The Nineteen Stages of Grief
Denial: “What? I can’t die this young, there must be a mistake. Your nurse probably just mixed up the test results.†Anger: “That nurse is so fucking dumb.†Bargaining: “Look,…
Just a Thought: The “Call Me Maybe” Video
I finally watched the “Call Me Maybe†video and it turns out the guy is her next-door neighbor. If she really thinks he can’t figure out how to get in…
Editorial from The Machine Issue
When I got to the Record office, the entire staff was gathered there, drinking piña coladas. “Ben, great news! We finally found someone to replace you!†Katy shouted over the…
Robert Frost on Yale
Everyone who has gone on a Yale tour knows that celebrated poet Robert Frost called the Branford College courtyard “the most beautiful college courtyard in all America.†But what else…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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