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The Coast-to-Coast Issue
The Coast-to-Coast Issue, featuring work from the Stanford Chaparral, is now available! Read Disneyland’s declaration of war on Disneyworld, a list of unconventional ways to travel across the country, a Californian-English…
What Happened Last Night?
Check out this video from Bennett Walsh and other friends of the Yale Record!…
Video Game Review: Call Of Duty: Basic Training
Call of Duty: Basic Training begins in your home in Virginia. Your mother is crying, your father is proud, and you are about to take the bus to the military base where your…
Adventures Vladimir Putin Has Yet to Pursue
Playing a rodeo clown in one of Russia’s controversial bear-riding competitions Synchronized swimming Strip chess with opposition leader Garry Kasparov Playing a wrestler in one of Russia’s controversial bearwrestling competitions Starring in…
Handy Spanish Phrases for Drug Runners
Good day, officer. Here is my passport. / Buenos dÃas, señor. Tengo mi pasaporte aquÃ. You’re right – I was much more tan and bearded back then! / Tiene razón – ¡estaba…
Diary of a Very Sheltered International Student
Day 11: America is just so great! Today, my roommate took me out for a fine American dining experience at the Gourmet Heaven. At first I thought Americans had very strange ideas about…
A Comprehensive List of Things That May or May Not Bring Peace to the Middle East
Ponies More hummus A fourth cup of tea NATO forces Making sure all self-identified ethnic, racial, and religious groups have nuclear capabilities (so no one feels left out) Sugar and spice and…
Bad Ideas for Mythical Creatures
The Orglo is a ball of meat that features every well-known human orifice.…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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