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U.S. Sends Designer Sunglasses to Ethiopia
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senate officials announced Monday that the United States will send a collection of over 4 billion pairs of designer sunglasses to Ethiopia. The project was conceived in 2005, when Congress decided…
Quiz: Which UN Secretary-General Are You?
1. You’re hanging out with one of your allies when you receive a text message inviting you to go to the mall with that cute new nation that you’ve really wanted to…
Customs Declaration
[Click the image below to see it in full size] –Written by L. Sedlacek and D. Zhu. Designed by S. Shea. If you liked this piece, check out the rest…
Things About Geography the Record Still Doesn’t Understand
The condiments ketchup, mustard, and South America If buttes are supposed to be censored Whether crossing the International Date Line makes you a time traveler What a “rock lobster†is Canyons…
The International Issue
The International Issue is now available! Read a guide to the worst art museums in the world, a list of things the Record still doesn’t understand about geography, a handy…
Worst Art Museums in the World
[Click the image below to see it in full size] – Written by M. Taylor, illustrated by A. Von Plinsky, designed by S. Zhang If you liked this piece, check…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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