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Honest Breakup Lines
“I never want to see you again, although I will stalk you obsessively on Facebook and compare your life to mine.†“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou…
The Legal Issue
The Yale Record presents The Legal Issue!…
The High School Issue
The Yale Record presents The High School Issue!…
The Adventure Issue
The Yale Record presents The Adventure Issue!…
Yale Slang
“Let’s grab a meal sometime†= I never want to see you again “So do you know what you’re doing this summer?†= I do, and I really want to tell…
Signs You Might Actually Be the Section Asshole
Your classmates always glare at you as soon as you raise your hand You did the readings for the entire semester during shopping period You start every class comment with,…
The Rum Mis-taken
Ever wonder what Robert Frost was like at Dartmouth? The Record takes poetic license in this redux of "The Road Not Taken."…
Study Breaks the Calendar of Opening Days Forgot to Mention
“Not Drinking†with Not DKE Monday, 10:00 PM @ DKE House Last year, the Office of Student Affairs decided that freshmen should not be allowed to participate in fraternity and…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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