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The New Yorker Caption Contest
[Click the image below to see it in full size.] —Written by A. Gertler, Illustrated by I. Strauss, Designed by N. Goel…
Relationship Statuses I Would Like as Facebook Options
Single, but I get around In a hostile domestic situation with In a hostile, foreign, and militarized situation with Single, but probably sleeping with your boyfriend Sexually and emotionally unfulfilled…
How to Sneak Into a Gala
1. Dress the part. For gentlemen, this means a top hat, tails (the bit that sticks out the back of your jacket, for those new to gala-crashing), a solid gold…
Etiquette for Your Cannibal Dinner Party
1. When you arrive at the party, don’t peg yourself as one of “those people†who makes the same old, clichéd jokes that get made at every cannibal dinner party.…
Interpretations of Modern Art
[Click each image below to see it in full size.] —Written by M. Nobel, Designed by S. Shea, Some Photography by M. Taylor …
Tracks Left Off of “Watch the Throne”
Mo’ Money, Fewer Problems, It Turns Out Guess How Much We Paid for This Sample? Now Add a Zero New York and Chicago: Both Perfectly Fine Cities But Man, Fuck LA…
Join Skull and Bones!
[Click the image below to see it in full size.] —Written by L. Sedlacek, Designed by S. Shea…
Premiere Fictional Real Estate
[Click the image below to see it in full size.] —Written by M. Nobel, Designed by S. Shea…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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