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[Click the image below to see it in full size.] —Written by E. Campbell-Taylor, Designed by S. Stern…
Off the Record
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Mail-Order Brides
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How to Appreciate the Finer Things
The first step to appreciating the finer things is, without a doubt, the soft ‘c.’ As in ‘appreciate.’ Say it with me now. Ah-PREE-see-ate. Ah. Yes. Ah-PREEEEEE- sssssee-ate. Ah-ah-ah-preee—ohhhh, YES!!!…
The Classy Issue
The Yale Record presents The Classy Issue!…
Saving Money the Homeless Way
In today’s troubled economy, we’re all looking for ways to squeeze a few extra dollars out of our monthly budgets. This practice can seem like an exercise in futility sometimes,…
Unfortunate Promotions for the 1,000,000th Customer
Congratulations! You’ve been drafted! For buying the millionth box of Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes, we’re mailing you an actual tiger! You’ve won my daughter’s hand in marriage! For your good fortune in…
“Buy One, Get One Free!” Offers That Aren’t So Great
Coffins Kidneys College degrees Giraffes Books on responsible fiscal spending Greece Vaccines The Mona Lisa The Internet Mail-order brides Chlamydia —I. Strauss…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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