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Toad’s – The Wildlife Documentary
[Scene opens with a slow pan across the front of Toad’s Place on a Friday night] DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: For the myriad creatures of the African savanna, the watering hole is…
First Robotics High School National Championship: Timeline of Challenges
2013: Ultimate Ascent: Land Frisbees in the opposing team’s goals, or climb a tower for bonus points. (St. Louis, Missouri) 2018: Hot Shot: Score as many blows against the opposing…
How To Seduce a Scientist
Buy a gym membership to keep your body in fine mating shape, which scientists will appreciate. Use concealer to hide facial blemishes, which could signal the onset of disease in…
Rejected Space Shuttle Names
Gertrude Luke Sky-flyer Chastity The USS Harry Johnson Typhoid #SuckItBrezhnev Sexual Discovery Obama’s Revenge The Space Shuttle Formerly Known as Challenger —B. Rudeen…
Einstein’s Lesser-Known Thought Experiments
In 1905, Einstein changed the world by introducing a new theory of space and time. The theory came to him, famously, after months of contemplating a thought experiment (known as…
Self Esteem? Shmelf Shesteem!
“Healthy children have high self esteem.†Now, doesn’t that sound nice? I mean, it’s “healthy.†Yeah, I don’t buy that any more than the fancy olive-scented cheese they sell at…
Honest Breakup Lines
“I never want to see you again, although I will stalk you obsessively on Facebook and compare your life to mine.†“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou…
A Guide to Appraising Ancient Relics
If you’re reading this guide, congratulations! You’ve either discovered something you believe to be an ancient relic or your friends struggle with gift-giving. Either way, we’d get along very well!…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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