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Preview: New Year’s Eve
PG-13 for contrived storytelling, unearned sentiment, naive belief that at midnight on New Year's Eve every celebrity will find another celebrity to kiss…
Preview: The Sitter
R for poor childcare, lack of scruples, the timeless humor of a young blonde girl saying "I sharted"…
Preview: Coriolanus
R for dissentious rogues, dead carcasses of unburied men / that do corrupt the air…
Preview: Hugo
PG for brutal violence, drug trafficking, and... wait, Scorcese is making a family movie?…
Preview: Arthur Christmas
PG for yuletide spaceships, festive nepotism, mom-and-pop-and-1.2-million-unpaid-elves business…
Preview: A Dangerous Method
R for primal urges, crackpot theories, cigars that are sometimes more than just cigars…
Preview: The Muppets
PG for fart shoes, puppet electrocution, unflinching portrayal of the difficulties of being green…