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Preview: My Week With Marilyn
R for uncanny celebrity impersonations, sexy hip wiggles, charming reminders of how chaste the 1950s definition of "sexy" was…
Preview: The Double
PG-13 for cat-and-mouse intrigue, flipping cars, the further re-purposing of young comedians as dubious action heroes…
Preview: Anonymous
PG-13 for Shakespearean conflict, dramatic puns, play-within-a-play-within-a-Roland-Emmerich-film…
Preview: Margin Call
R for toxic assets, financial hubris, graphic depiction of the spreadsheets that destroyed the economy…
Preview: Being Elmo
PG-13 for childhood-ending sight of squeaky Elmo voice coming from mouth of middle-aged black man…
Preview: The Three Musketeers
PG-13 for explosions, bullet dodging, airborne warships, and all the other historical touches that made the 1840s novel such a well-loved classic…
Review: Moneyball
What makes Moneyball just like a game of baseball? Choose the review that's right for you: 700 words for the procrastinators, 70 words for the busy, or 7 words for…
Preview: A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
R for "adult themes" such as beer pong, whorehouses, and male appendages frozen to telephone poles - because apparently "adult" is a synonym for "juvenile"…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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