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The Online Symposium
by J. Abolafia Socratease: hey agathon wats up Agathong: nm Socrates, y rnt u at the agora? Socratease: some bitch said I was corrupting the youth of Athens. Agathong: that’s…
David Huskins, 51, Buys the Farm
by S. Seiden • Last Thursday, David Huckins purchased three acres of land in western Connecticut. He was a dedicated father, husband, and businessman until troubles with the stock market…
Ezra Pound Goes to McDonald’s
by M.W. Harris “Can I take your order?†“Chicken nugget happy meal— Petals on a wet, black bough†“I don’t know if we carry that last thing you mentioned…I’ll have…
Son, If You Don’t Finish Everything On Your Plate, You’ll Never Become the Fattest Man in the World
by Gregor Nazarian Now I know you’ve heard this lecture before, Rick, but frankly I can see the fire running out of your eyes, just like that pork-saturated gravy running…
Canadian Joke Corner
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest says, “Let’s toast to our shared love of justice.†And the rabbi says, “Ok. 
Please Choose a Password
by Mike Shear Please choose a password. Your password must be between six and sixteen characters in length. Your password must contain at least one letter, one number, two wingdings…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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