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First Robotics High School National Championship: Timeline of Challenges
2013: Ultimate Ascent: Land Frisbees in the opposing team’s goals, or climb a tower for bonus points. (St. Louis, Missouri) 2018: Hot Shot: Score as many blows against the opposing…
How To Seduce a Scientist
Buy a gym membership to keep your body in fine mating shape, which scientists will appreciate. Use concealer to hide facial blemishes, which could signal the onset of disease in…
Rejected Space Shuttle Names
Gertrude Luke Sky-flyer Chastity The USS Harry Johnson Typhoid #SuckItBrezhnev Sexual Discovery Obama’s Revenge The Space Shuttle Formerly Known as Challenger —B. Rudeen…
Einstein’s Lesser-Known Thought Experiments
In 1905, Einstein changed the world by introducing a new theory of space and time. The theory came to him, famously, after months of contemplating a thought experiment (known as…
A Guide to Appraising Ancient Relics
If you’re reading this guide, congratulations! You’ve either discovered something you believe to be an ancient relic or your friends struggle with gift-giving. Either way, we’d get along very well!…
Other Things the DeLorean Could Have Used for Fuel
Christmas cheer Baby tears Canned tuna oil The blinding orange of Marty McFly’s vest Biff Tannen’s hair gel Gravitational force from the all-consuming black hole that would unravel the very…
Places Even the Magic School Bus Wouldn’t Go
Its 9:25 Art History lecture North Korea The Alpha Delta bathroom Inside the vast and varied world of BDSM Along a normal bus route Ms. Frizzle’s “special medicine cabinet†Beyond…
Less Fun Things Found In Wardrobes
Normnia, a completely uninteresting mystical land A portal to downtown Hartford, Connecticut Toenails The toes they go with Self-conscious prostitutes A fur coat (and possibly Macklemore) A portal to uptown…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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