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Dear Applicant,

Thank you for submitting your resume and cover letter. Unfortunately, all of our investment banking positions have been filled. For future reference, correct business letter format includes neither a forgery of my signature, nor a labeled diagram of the “magnetic attraction” you perceive between us. In fact, if you are drawing a heart-bordered picture of yourself holding hands with any current employee, then you are doing something wrong.

Susan Pitcher
Human Resource Director
J. P. Morgan

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